Monday, July 28th
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Witt warbles as Crow croons! Alicia Witt, the thespian best known for Law & Order: Criminal Intent, where she starred opposite Mr. Big, er, Chris Noth, performs original songs with piano and a full band (“Hit it, boys!”) at Joe’s Pub. Meanwhile, showing she’s over her Tour de Lance, Sheryl Crow pulls a Jennifer Aniston, responding to the cyclist’s well-publicized tryst with Kate Hudson by enlisting cheesy young crooner James Blunt to perform with her at Jones Beach—parking’s going to be tight, with all the MILFs in SUVs!
[Alicia Witt at Joe’s Pub, 425 Lafayette Street, 9:30 p.m., 212-967-7555; Sheryl Crow and James Blunt at Nikon at Jones Beach Theater, 7 p.m., www.jonesbeach.com]
mbryan@observer.com
Would I love to be at Joe's Pub to hear Alicia Witt and partake of the ambience (sic)!! or however that French word is spelled. Has Mr. Roth attended yet? (He should.)
Good for Sheryl Crow to snag the delicious (if cheesy, which I get but disqgree) youngster James Blunt to perform with her. He's a Scot - they can be fun and charming!
Question: what is a MILF?
As for Lance what's his name, I didn't like it when he left his wife for Sheryl. (That's never a good sign.) Now he's left her, but don't forget about karma. It will come back to him sooner or later. Kate Hudson, really? I can't quite picture them together. Best of luck, Ms. Crow, I'm a cancer survivor myself (member of the sisterhood).